Your mama is so dumb when she was pulled over for drunk driving and they asked her to walked the line she said, ''Which one?''

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Yo mama's so fat... first word

Yo Mama is so fat, that her first word was oink... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   Yo Mama's So Fat... Klumps Yo' mama so fat, she makes the Klumps look like supermodels!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   Yo Mama's so fat... Liposuction Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  Yo mama's So Fat... Married Your mama so fat, she's been married for 20 years and your dad hasn't seen the other side of her yet!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   Yo Mama's So Fat... Ocean Yo' mama so fat, she jumped in the ocean and whales started singing "We Are Family!!!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yo mama's so fat... rehab... Yo mama is so fat that she has to go to rehab for mainlining pork chops.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   Yo mama's so fat... strechmarks Yo Mama is so fat, she leaves stretchmarks in the bath tub.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   Yo mama's so Nasty Yo' mama so nasty, I asked what was for dinner and she spread her legs and said "Crabs!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   Yo mama's So Old Yo' mama so old, I told her to act her age and she died!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   Yo mama's So Poor Yo' mama so poor, she has to chase down the garbage truck with a shopping list!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ape Face Last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hannibal Lecter 'n' Britney What does Hannibal Lecter call Britney Spears? Dinner at Hooters. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hi-Steppin' Mama Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Things Your Mom Would Never Say to You How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back? Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too. Let me smell that shirt - don't worry, it's good for another week. Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day. That outfit isn't sexy enough, here, unbutton your blouse. Why don't you hitchhike? It would totally be cheaper. The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here. Don't clean your room so often. It makes the rest of the house look bad. Can I borrow your new speed metal CDs? Naw, you don't have to call me, I'll eventually figure it out if you're in trouble.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yo Mama Stumbled Yo mama's so big, fat and clumsy, when she tried to get to Wal-Mart, she stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yo Mama's Breath Stinks... People Yo' mama's breath stinks so bad, people look forward to her farts! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yo Mama's Glasses Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map, she sees people waving. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yo Mama's So Dumb Yo mama's so dumb she thought Subway made trains. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~